Biker Gets Hit With A Water Balloon, Crashes Into Car, And Immediately Returns Fire With Barrage Of Full Beer Cans

A person riding a motorcycle with a flag on the back

Rough day for Andrew…

Just taking a nice little bike ride with the fam, listening to a little Garth Brooks on a sunny California afternoon, and BOOM… a water balloon to the chops.

With a cold 12-ounce locked and loaded, an enraged Andrew is seemingly going to let it go…

Granted, he just crashed his bike into someone’s car, and he has a child on the back of his bike, but it appears that cooler heads will prevail until BOOM… another water balloon to the chops.

Naturally, this means war…

Roll the tape:

An absolute ONSLAUGHT from Andrew.

Some might argue that it was a waste of precious beer. I disagree… beer can always be replaced, you can always buy more. What can’t be replaced? The feeling a hurling half a case at some asshole’s house, ESPECIALLY when you probably have a legit reason to be pretty pissed off.

According to the owner of the car that he hit, he appears to have a young child on the back of the bike (apparently in the wagon with the beers), and I think I’d be pretty pissed off if some bozo hit me with a water balloon that sent me crashing into a car… and then hits me AGAIN.

They say people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, but this guy learned the hard way that no matter what kind of house you live in, you shouldn’t be throwing water balloons at people with a case a beer and nothing to lose.

And then you wanna be pissed off about it? If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen dad. Everybody loves to fuck around… nobody likes to find out.

Andrew by the way? Dude’s got a cannon. He was humming those bad boys in there.

I mean, it could be worse… you could be this guy.

@taylorjensen1284I can’t believe I caught this on video 👀😳 #fyp #nashville

♬ original sound – Taylor Jensen

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock