Joe Exotic On Why Trump Didn’t Pardon Him: “I Was Too Innocent & Too Gay”

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I’ll admit it, I was a little bummed to see The Donald pass on the opportunity hit Joe Exotic with the get out of jail free card, and give the great American people a shot at Tiger King Season 2. I was looking forward to it, I really was.

But lo behold, Joe and company gassed up the limo and the call never came… he was stood up like a nerd on prom night.

Lil Wayne was pardoned, Kodak Black was, Death Row Records co-founder Michael ‘Harry O’ Harris was (Trump a rap guy?), some shady politicians… so why not Joe? He has an idea:

“I was too innocent and too GAY to deserve a Pardon from Trump. I only mattered to Don Jr. when he needed to make a comment about me to boost his social media post. Boy were we all stupid to believe he actually stood for Equal Justice? His corrupt friends all come first.”

And according to Joe, his prison pals think he should be out too.

Welp, I guess we’ll try again in four years…

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock