Tim McGraw Has A HUGE……… Christmas Tree

A person climbing a ladder

Whoa, Timmy

I went to Home Depot last week. Got myself a nice little pre-lit, 7-foot, fake Christmas tree. Got a few fake pine cones on it, a couple fake cranberry-lookin’ things… all in all, it’s pretty damn good lookin’ tree for a couple hundred bucks. I was happy with the 2-foot, broke-ass thing we had before, but happy wife, happy life, amiright?

Anyways, I was feelin’ good about it.

But then, Tim showed up with this monster between his legs… His tree you perverts…

And they size doesn’t matter…

An absolute beast of a tree. Who even owns a ladder that big?

Looks like it’s fixin’ to be a big ol’ holly, jolly Christmas at the McGraw house.

Merry Christmas.

And speaking of big ol’… how about this fish?

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock