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Scarecrows, while designed to a serve a very functional purpose for farmers and gardeners, have now become a prominent Halloween figure. Why? Because they’re creepy as hell.
You know what else is creepy? Anything on stilts. Clowns, ghouls, scarecrows… put ’em on stilts and the creepy factor gets multiplied by ten.
Which is why this woman nearly shit her pants walking into the store.
The scarecrow got her 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/a5Wt48Ao0b
— Randy Cruz (@randyjcruz) October 30, 2020
“BITCH.”
Yep, that would pretty much by my response.
Although for the scarecrow, he was happier than a pig in mud.
