Scarecrow On Stilts Scares The Living Sh*t Out Of Shopper Coming Into The Store

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Scarecrows, while designed to a serve a very functional purpose for farmers and gardeners, have now become a prominent Halloween figure. Why? Because they’re creepy as hell.

You know what else is creepy? Anything on stilts. Clowns, ghouls, scarecrows… put ’em on stilts and the creepy factor gets multiplied by ten.

Which is why this woman nearly shit her pants walking into the store.

“BITCH.”

Yep, that would pretty much by my response.

Although for the scarecrow, he was happier than a pig in mud.

Happy Halloween.

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