Luke Bryan Debuts Blonde Mullet, Joins Jimmy Fallon For New Parody Rap Song, “Football Party Patrol”

Luke Bryan is showing off his rapping skills, and fancy new mullet.

Bryan joined Jimmy Fallon and Tariq Trotter for a new parody rap song called “Football Party Patrol,” and yes, Luke does some dancing…

Fallon also recently released a new country song parody with Jason Aldean called “Hometown Bar.”

Full lyrics from The Tonight Show:

Luke/Tariq

We are the football party patrol
Getting your party out of control!
So when you need snacks for the big game,
Call the party patrol, we’ll save the day!

Luke

Got the wings marinating in the fridge

Tariq

With the sauce so hot it’ll burn your lips!

Luke

If you need a drink, well we’ve got ‘em all!

Tariq

Cheese curls, cheese puffs, and of course–

Luke/Tariq

Cheese balls!

Luke

Got a jersey on of your favorite player

Tariq

Got that dip made of seven layers!

Luke/Tariq

All our friends coming to this house,
Just use a napkin, don’t wipe on the couch!

Jimmy

And I brought fifteen pounds of cod,
I caught it in the sea with my fishing rod!
Cod is the perfect football snack,
Loaded with omega-3s, that’s the “good fat”

(speaking) sounds good, right? Guys?

Luke

Cool, but what about the chips and guac?
All I wanna do is eat that guac
I wish I could get paid in guac,
Avocado, jalapeño’s how I like to rock

Tariq

Then bop a jalapeño popper
Queso so hot it’s a popper shocker
Can’t get enough of these football snacks

Luke/Tariq

But it stinks like fish and that’s kinda wack!

Jimmy

That’s on account of the cod I brought
I put it the microwave to make it hot
The bad smell’s from the fishy steam
Crammed with phosphorus and protein

Luke

Maybe we can put the cod in the freezer?

Jimmy

Or we could eat it, that’d be easier!

Tariq

How about we put all the cod outside?

Jimmy

Sure, then I’ll bring more cod inside!

Luke

Maybe we could put the cod in the trash?

Jimmy

No! Nobody’s going to put the cod in the trash! Everybody is going to eat the cod because I brought it, and that’s the end of it! Kay? If someone brings a dish to a party, you try it. Ya try it! One bite! That’s the rule. That’s the party patrol politeness rule!

Tariq

So maybe we were too hard on the cod

Jimmy

Now you’re on your way to a killer bod

Luke

A football snack fresh from the sea

Jimmy

Dense white flesh? Yeah that’s for me!

Luke/Tariq/Jimmy

We are the football party patrol,
Getting your party out of control!
So if you need snacks for your squad
Call the party patrol, and we’ll bring the cod!

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