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If You’re Not Carving Your Turkey With A Chainsaw This Thanksgiving, Are You Even Carving A Turkey?

This is an absolutely ridiculous, obnoxious, over-the-top, device that serves no functional purpose other than making something that is relatively simple, overly complicated.

And I NEED it.

I mean, is there a better way to make your guests laugh then pulling out this bad boy at the dinner table? I think not. Dubbed the Mighty Carver (clever) this electric carving knife isn’t just for that once-a-year turkey you have at Thanksgiving, no according to the website, the Mighty Carver is great for tomatoes, potatoes, bread and more. Yeah, you want a couple tomato slices for your sandwich, just plug her in and get to sawing.

Seriously though, if your dad doesn’t love this thing, is he even a dad?

h/t: Maxim

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A beer bottle on a dock