Drunk Guy Pees On The Crowd From Balcony Of Nashville’s Honky Tonk Central

Yeah, that’ll ruin your night.

If you’ve partied in Nashville recently, chances are you’ve stumbled into Honky Tonk Central at some point. It’s one of the most popular bars on Broadway, but for the life of me I can’t figure out why. The bar sucks, the music sucks, and douchebags flock to this place like bachelorette parties flock to the White Claw display at Kroger. Oh, and if you tell the band that Luke Bryan sucks, the roid-rage fueled bouncers will throw you out on the street. I have a friend who learned that the hard way.

Well now there’s another reason to avoid Honky Tonk Central: You might get pissed on. At least that’s what happened to one unlucky guy who was waiting in line to get into the bar this past week.

According to WKRN, 29-year old Brian Jones was arrested after he admitted to peeing off the balcony at Honky Tonk Central and on to a man waiting in line below. Jones told the police that it was “a mistake.”

Oh, it was a mistake? Did you think you were in the bathroom and the people around you were just cheering you on? Or did you mean to piss on another guy and just have bad aim? What part of this do you think was the mistake, Brian?

Jones was taken into custody for assault and public intoxication because, shockingly, our boy Brian was drunk when he decided to whip out his piece on the balcony of a bar and piss onto a crowd of people on the street below.

If this isn’t enough to make you avoid Honky Tonk Central in the future, I don’t know what is.

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