Dairy Queen Releases Sour Patch Kids Blizzard For The Hotter Than A Hoochie Coochie Days

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Dairy Queen

It’s hot as hell out.

Hotter than a hoochie coochie. Dairy Queen is a magical place. Crazy town. I worked there in high school and if you did too, you know this to be the case. You invent fucked up Blizzard flavors when you’re bored. But, you gotta use what you have on hand.

We never had Sour Patch Kids at our disposal.

BUT…they just released a Sour Patch Kids Blizzard – the July Blizzard of the Month.

DQ describes the treat as“Sour Patch Kids Bitz blended with Sour Patch Kids Redberry flavored soft serve.”

This is so bad for you, I love it. I want it. I need it. Side note, Sour Patch Kids are the best junk food to get at the movies. @ me…

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