This just might be the greatest Tinder profile ever created.
Ladies – I present to you the man of your dreams, 21-year-old Dustin. Dustin is as honest as they come. He’s a real straight shooter.
Here’s what his profile says:
“Well I’m a fat fuck with a big truck. If we can’t get a big greasy burger then we probably won’t work. I’m 21 years old but don’t let that fool you. I have no social life like I’m 40. If my truck doesn’t impress you my personality probably won’t either. Welcome to the shit show.”
What a catch.
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