Speaking Of Vortex, Remember The Miller Lite Vortex Bottle?


All this Polar Vortex talk got me thinking about beer. Can you believe the Miller Lite Vortex Bottle was a thing all the way back in 2010? Holy shit. I remember thinking this would make me chug beer faster and it didn’t do anything but make me black out from multiple attempts.

Here’s a commercial to make you want a beer.

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock