In the perpetual hunt to make my life easier, I’m always on the lookout for the latest tech, even though 9 times out of 10, it makes my life more complicated.
Take my Apple Watch for instance. I just got it a few weeks ago, and aside from it telling the time and date, and buzzing every time we get a Twitter notification (all day), I don’t use any of the functions. I could’ve bought a regular watch for a fraction of the price and I wouldn’t even have to charge it. It tells me take deep breaths every so often, it tells me to get up and walk around once an hour, it tells me that I didn’t work out today… It’s really not much different than my nagging… anyways, we’ve finally found something I can actually use.
This new smart beer fridge automatically counts how many beers you have left and then, without you doing a fucking thing, orders more beer when you’re getting low. You will never run out again, unless you drink a shit load of beer, in which case, you’re probably in a fraternity and high-tech appliances aren’t really in your wheelhouse anyway.
Their promo video could definitely use some work, but you get the idea.
Say goodbye to the B-double-E-double-R-U-N.