Oh goodness…
Parker McCollum has had no filter during recent interviews, and I’m here for it. It does make me chuckle that this is happening after he has welcomed his first child into the world, which is when folks usually put more of a filter on their word choice and stories, but it’s had the opposite effect on McCollum.
The “Solid Country Gold” singer has detailed quite a few wild events in his life, like the most country thing he’s ever done.
“Um, I rode a horse bareback, naked, one time.”
Yes, and the ladies reading this and fantasizing about that- there was one part of his body that was covered. His feet… No free foot content in this daydream.
“And you do it one time, and that’s all you need to do. Cause it ain’t that good. One time, it’s… the experience will come shortly after you need it. I was wearing Crocs, too… Just the Crocs. True story. I’m being dead serious.”
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But if you think that’s wild, it sounds like that’s child’s play when compared to the strangest thing that McCollum has been asked to autograph.
During a recent episode of the Country Heat Weekly podcast, hosts Kelly Sutton and Amber Anderson asked McCollum what the strangest thing is that he’s never been asked to sign.
“Can’t say that. It’s a body part.”
Given that the podcast was recorded as a live session, the audience is taken aback, and you can hear a few gasps from the crowd. When asked to dig a little deeper by Kelly Sutton and Amber Anderson, he reveals that the body party was not exposed to him in private, and was already exposed when he saw it.
“It was exposed when I saw it.”
So yeah..I’m sure we are all in the same boat when it comes to where our minds are wandering. And I fear this is the one exception that you can let your mind go into the gutter. McCollum even jokes that he knows what fans are thinking about as he continues:
“People ask some weird stuff. I’ve signed a baby. I’ve signed exactly what you’re thinking about right now.”
While McCollum isn’t opposed to signing items for his fans, he does share that he never understands why fans get his signature tattooed on them, especially if it is not legible.
“Like people all the time are like, will you sign my arm, and then like they’ll come to another show and they’ll be like, I got it tattooed. And I’m like, why didn’t you tell me you were going to do that?”
That’s fair. He would probably have laid down a pretty signature and not signed the body party with a chicken-scratch autograph had he known it wasn’t going to be washed off.
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This video makes your mind wonder what setting this strange body part was signed in. Now, if a Wheeler Walker Jr. fan asked him to sign the body part that I’m imagining, that would be less of a surprise…
Wheeler Walker Jr. Superfan Shows Off Tattoo Of His Portrait
Question for all of the girls out there. You’re on a first date with a man who tells you he has a portrait of Wheeler Walker Jr. on his leg… how are you reacting?
Even better, as a follow-up, you start dating a man, and 3 months in, you see this for the first time.
While many fans often draw inspiration for tattoos from their favorite artists, whether it’s song lyrics, a mantra, or even a symbol that reminds them of their favorite musical talent, a full-on portrait of an artist is a commitment. And I think it is even more commitment when the artist you are getting tattooed on you has songs like “F**k You B*tch” or “Sluts in Heaven.”
Fans attending Walker Jr.’s VIP acoustic set during the Spread Eagle Tour are bringing all of the superfan goodies. From a couple revealing their first dance song was “God Told Me To F**k You,” to this fan, Gabe, who has a full-fledged portrait of Walker Jr. tattooed on his shin.
“I do have a tattoo of you on my leg.”
Gabe revealed during a pre-show acoustic set.
Wheeler, of course, was dying to see this tattoo after hearing that tidbit of information. After some fans yelled for the man to take his pants off so they could see (don’t worry, folks, he did not drop trou), Gabe rolled up his jeans to reveal a… beautiful (?) tattoo.
“Holy sh*t. Whoa. That’s one of the best ones I’ve ever seen. Gabe, that is f**kin’ awesome.”
Wheeler says when he lays eyes on the portrait with the track “Summers In Kentucky” written in script under it. Unlike most Walker Jr. songs, “Summers In Kentucky” starts out relatively wholesome with lyrics of:
“Sneakin’ out of my house, I was just sixteenMet you in the dark down by the creekWe’d mess around until we got cold feetSummers in Kentucky they were hard to beat…”
However, once you get to the chorus, you get that signature Wheeler Walker Jr. flair that fans know and love. Walker Jr. then asks a pressing question of if the tattoo helps him out with the ladies, to which Gabe replies:
“Um, no.”
Walker Jr. then comes back with one of the most incredible responses I have ever heard.
“Yeah, trust me. I’ve got it on my face. I can’t imagine doing that voluntarily.”
Wheeler Walker Jr. fans… man, they need a protective act on them. Truly one of a kind.
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