Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
Being named “Cracker of the Day” has become an incomparable honor, as strange as that sounds. Antonio Brown’s X (formerly known as Twitter) account has become quite the social media follow in the past couple of years. Someone else allegedly sends out the posts and messages on his behalf, and though we are all confused as to how that works (especially since AB is allegedly bankrupt), the account pumps out entertaining content.
One of the staples of AB’s account, other than “CTESPN,” is crowning the “Cracker of the Day” on a daily basis. NCAA hero Jack Gohlke once won the award, as did Morgan Wallen, so it’s clear that the title is reserved for only those that are the most worthy. Today, AB (or whoever runs his account) decided that it was finally time to award Zach Bryan with the prestigious honor.
The announcement was short, sweet, and to the point:
“Cracker of the Day: Zach Bryan. F**k wit da vibe.”
Cracker of the Day
Fuck wit da vibe #CTESPN @zachlanebryan pic.twitter.com/5dTK2b6hjL
— AB (@AB84) May 29, 2024
Congratulations Zach Bryan!
With the timing of this award, it is very likely that Antonio Brown’s account saw the social media explosion that was Bryan finding out his newest song “Pink Skies (Eulogy)” was sent to pop radio. Anyone that listens to that song would be quick to tell you that his new track isn’t a pop song, and the man who brought the song to life would actually be really happy to let you know it doesn’t belong at Pop radio.
As you can see in these messages he sent out last night:
This is fucked, I never approved this, why is Pink Skies at Pop radio https://t.co/oTTYJMRLo7
— Zach Bryan (@zachlanebryan) May 29, 2024
PINK SKIES IS NOT A POP SONG
— Zach Bryan (@zachlanebryan) May 29, 2024
Could those social media posts right there have been enough to earn “Cracker of the Day” status? Something tells me that the timing of the award isn’t just a coincidence…
Regardless of if his song was or was not sent to Pop radio, Zach Bryan has more important things to focus on now. It’s not everyday that you get the crown of “Cracker of the Day,” so he better soak this all in.
And it appears that everything has been cleared up with the pop radio controversy:
Sorry for cursing so much earlier. It was a misunderstanding and I’ve been watching too much House of Cards on my time off let’s goOOO CALIFORNIA https://t.co/tn8DLFIyLe
— Zach Bryan (@zachlanebryan) May 29, 2024
