The Official ’90s Yearbook Of AI Generated Country Stars: Quotes, Superlatives, Songs, And More

Garth Brooks Miranda Lambert '90s AI

The craze that took over the internet has gone honky tonkin’.

If you follow Whiskey Riff on social media, you probably saw the incredible AI generated photos of today’s country artists in a 1990’s high school yearbook. But if you missed it, give some a scroll here.

While I’m a bit too young to consider myself a real 90’s kid, one of my favorite movies, Dazed and Confused, taught me everything I need to know about that weird and wonderful decade where punk rock blew up, country became cool again, and outfits were equal parts outrageous and incredible.

But photos are just part of what goes into a yearbook and I thought it was about time we put some context around a few of our favorite artists and gave them a profile of what their fake high school lives were like.

Sit back and take a blast to the AI generated past; the 90’s are so back.

Luke Combs

Luke Combs 90's AI

Hometown: Charlotte, North Carolina
Sports: Rugby, Baseball
Clubs: Jon Boat Bass Fishing, Deer Hunting
Class Superlatives: Best Laugh, Best Dressed At Olive Garden
Favorite Song: “Wonderwall” – Oasis
Favorite Country Song: “Brand New Man” – Brooks And Dunn

Senior Quote: “”Life’s a honky-tonk, and I’m just here for the party!”

Koe Wetzel

Koe Wetzel 90s AI

Hometown: Pittsburgh, Texas
Sports: Varsity Football, Golf
Clubs: Drinking Cheap Vodka In The Woods (President), Chorus
Class Superlative: Most Likely To Steal Your Step-Mom
Favorite Song: “In Bloom” – Nirvana
Favorite Country Song: “Boys From Oklahoma” – Cross Canadian Ragweed

Senior Quote: “That’s why I like high school girls; I get older and they stay the same age.”

Megan Moroney

Megan Moroney '90s AI

Hometown: Savannah, Georgia
Sports: None (Sweating is gross)
Clubs: Show Choir, Drama
Class Superlative: Most Photogenic, Most Likely To Get The Teacher Off Topic
Favorite Song: “No Scrubs” – TLC
Favorite Country Song: “Cowboy Take Me Away” – The (Dixie) Chicks

Senior Quote: “Fries before guys… Unless you have a mustache.”

Tyler Childers

Tyler Childers AI

Hometown: Lawrence County, Kentucky
Sports: Tennis, Baseball
Clubs: 4H, FFA, Chess
Class Superlative: Most Likely To Save Country Music From The Downward Spiral Of Bro-Country And Snap Tracks
Favorite Song: “Mr. Tambourine Man” – Bob Dylan
Favorite Country Song: “Illegal Smile” – John Prine

Senior Quote: “As a man who identifies as a country music singer, I feel Americana ain’t no part of nothing and is a distraction from the issues that we’re facing on a bigger level as country music singers. It kinda feels like Purgatory.”

Lainey Wilson

Lainey Wilson '90s AI

Hometown: Baskin, Louisiana
Sports: Field Hockey, Soccer
Clubs: Fashion, Dog Lovers, Bell Bottom Jeans Bedazzling Association (Founder)
Class Superlatives: Best Assets, Most Likely To Date An NFL Player
Favorite Song: “What’s Going On?” – 4 Non Blondes
Favorite Country Song: “Jolene” – Dolly Parton

Senior Quote: “My eyes are up here, boys.”

Jelly Roll

Jelly Roll '90s AI

Hometown: Nashville, Tennessee
Sports: Baseball, Bowling
Clubs: Hip Hop Appreciation (Founder), Chorus, Johnny Cash
Class Superlatives: Most Likely To Know A Guy, Most Likely To Brighten Up Your Day
Favorite Song: “Ruff Riders Anthem” – DMX
Favorite Country Song: “Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)” – John Michael Montgomery

Senior Quote: “New mixtapes are out NOW, see me in the parking lot to get one. $5.”

Zach Bryan

Zach Bryan '90s AI

Hometown: Oologah, Oklahoma
Sports: Cross Country, Track, Wrestling
Clubs: Poetry, Book, Debate
Class Superlative: Best Eyes, Most Likely To Be The Next Shakespeare
Favorite Song: “Free Bird” – Lynyrd Skynyrd
Favorite Country Song: “Time Of The Preacher” – Willie Nelson

Senior Quote: “Today’s the best day ever until tomorrow”

Hailey Whitters

Hometown: Shueyville, Iowa
Sports: Cheerleading
Clubs: Yearbook, Glee, Sign Language
Class Superlatives: Best Smile, Best Handwriting
Favorite Song: “All I Wanna Do” – Sheryl Crow
Favorite Country Song: “Strawberry Wine” – Deana Carter

Senior Quote: “I’m a senior, but I stay fresh, man.”

Miranda Lambert

Miranda Lambert '90s AI

Hometown: Lindale, Texas
Sports: Rodeo
Clubs: Drama Club, Choir, FFA
Class Superlatives: Most Likely To Steal The Spotlight, Class Clown
Favorite Song: “Don’t Speak” – No Doubt
Favorite Country Song: “Friends In Low Places” – Garth Brooks

Senior Quote: “Life’s a rodeo, and I’m the cowgirl who brought glitter to the dirt!”

Garth Brooks

Garth Brooks '90s AI

Hometown: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Sports: Football
Clubs: FFA
Class Superlatives: Biggest Crybaby, Most Likely To Be A Serial Killer (Where are the bodies, Garth?)
Favorite Song: “Smells Like Teen Spirit” – Nirvana
Favorite Country Song: “He Stopped Loving Her Today” – George Jones

Senior Quote: “Let’s get physical. I like that.”

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock