As someone who has played golf at both the recreational level and competitive level for the past 12 years, I can honestly say I’ve seen some pretty heated moments on the course.
From people running over golf balls with their carts because a person in the group behind them hit into them (or just picking up the ball and driving away), to dudes getting inches from each other’s face, screaming at each other over a money match.
But this guy right here?
This is much more than getting pissed off on the golf course… yhis is what clinically insane looks like.
It’s unclear where this one went down, or what exactly led up to this, but it sounds like the guy in the green shirt took a girl’s ball who was playing in the group behind him. She probably hit it close to them, and it was enough to send him off the rails in a fiery rage.
The guy obviously looks like he wants to start some controversy, but is relatively calm at the beginning of the video with his hands in his pockets. He’s adamant that he’s not giving her the ball back, and asks them to leave him alone.
However, when someone in the group says they’re not going to fight him over a golf ball, that makes the guy in the green shirt snap, and lose every last bit of self control he has.
He immediately goes into demon mode, his eyes get wide, and he says:
“You’re right, you’re not going to Walter… because I’ll prance you b*tch boy, now get the f*ck off the cart.”
Ok, calling him “Walter” is objectively hilarious…
Next thing you know, buddy in the green rips off his shirt, and starts screaming:
“YOU SEE THAT? THAT’S A DUDE WHO’S BEEN TO HEAVEN, B*TCH. YOU WANNA TEST GOD THEN COME AND GET IT SH*TSTACK!”
Meth is a helluva drug…
This guy clearly had a break with reality, and it’s truly one of the most bizarre golf course altercations I’ve ever seen in my life.
And what’s hilarious is that the people trying to get the ball back know it.
“Ok, he’s mentally ill, let’s move along.”
And they hightail it out of there.
I mean, if you ever find yourself in a hairy situation, just rip your shirt off and go full crazy… everyone might just leave you alone