16 Reasons A Shower Beer Is The Greatest Thing Ever Thought Of

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If you haven’t had a beer in the shower, are you really living? No. You’re not.

The shower beer is, without question, the most underrated way to consume alcohol. There are universal forces converging for an experience and feeling that just can’t be matched.

Here are 16 reasons why it doesn’t get much better than that shower beer.

16. It signifies work being over.

15. It’s super refreshing.

14. It’s one of the most American things you can do.

13. You’re doing something totally awesome while you do something totally normal.

12. It tastes better in there, for whatever reason.

11. It makes for a killer Instagram post or TikTok in case you’re into posting pics of yourself in the shower. 

10. You’ll get some good thinking done.

9. You’re drinking a beer naked.

8. You’re drinking a beer.

7. It’s the perfect pregame.

6. You’re killing a couple birds with one stone.

5. It’s hot and cold in there.

4. If you spill, f-k it, doesn’t matter in there.

3. It’s the ultimate relaxer.

2. It’s the best form of multitasking known to man. Plus, you can just pee right there, ya know?

1. You deserve it.

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock