OUR SUSPICIONS WERE TRUE.
It’s a tale as old as time. NFL fans have been fully convinced for as long as I can remember, that the league is 100% rigged and scripted.
You know, the second a HUMAN ref who makes HUMAN mistakes misses a call, it’s:
“THE FBI NEEDS TO INVESTIGATE ROGER GOODELL. THE BLOOD IS ON HIS HANDS!”
And so on, and so on.
Of course, there’s never been sufficient evidence for this… until now.
For those who may not remember, Arian Foster used to be a cheat code running back for the Houston Texans between 2009-2015.
He hosts a Barstool Sports podcast alongside popular Barstool Sports personality PFT Commenter, and he may have just given the most damning evidence about a corrupt NFL to date…
Foster said that the NFL is scripted, and he was given a script at the beginning of each season about everything that should happen each game:
“We were really dedicated to it, so it was more so like that’s what practice was about, it was about practicing the script.
Like this is what goes on, this is what we have to do… yeah it’s like WWF, so we know what was gonna happen, but you still have to put on a show.”
THERE YOU HAVE IT. NFL RIGGED. CONFIRMED.
Okay, okay… even though Foster was able to keep a straight face the whole time, it was easy to see that he was just trolling.
In fact, here’s the about section to their Macrodosing Podcast:
“Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter explore conspiracies, conundrums, and the dark corners of the deep web. Turn on. Tune in. Drop out.”
And judging by the reactions on Twitter, everybody else knows my guy was joking too… except for the wild for conspiracy theorists who won’t be able to sleep for the rest of their lives after this burning statement.
Nevertheless, the reactions, which featured references to some of the NFL’s most notorious characters, were downright hilarious: