Johnny Depp Is Currently Dating His Former Lawyer Who Is Still Married

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Johnny Depp has been on a tear since winning his defamation lawsuit against ex-wife Amber Heard…

And when I say “on a tear,” I mean dating his lawyer from a trial he was in, who was also married at the time, and currently still is.

This guy is just a walking movie.

Hell, the whole trial between him and Amber Heard felt like a bit from Key & Peele, and right when you think things start to get normal again for the famed actor, he’s immediately in the headlines once again for something wild.

First off, it’s not the red hot Camille Vasquez who represented him in the Heard case.

According to TMZ, it’s attorney Joelle Rich, who represented him in the UK trial that he lost.

Of course, there must’ve been no hard feelings coming from Depp, because a source has confirmed with the outlet that the two are together.

Rich is actually still married, too, but is in the process of getting a divorce with her husband, who she shares two kids with.

Although she didn’t rep Depp during the Heard trial, she was apparently in the crowd for support throughout the whole trial.

Rich is a UK lawyer, and her bio says she:

“Works to defend (clients’) reputations against false and defamatory allegations in print, online, and on social media.”

The good news for Depp is that there’s no way Rich is as psychotic as Heard… I mean, she did take a shit on his side of the bed and sent a picture of it to him.

Surely it can’t be worse than that…

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