People Are Going Nuts After Cracker Barrel Advertises New “Impossible” Sausage Made From Plants: “Real Country Folk Ain’t Goin For This S**t”

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We all know and love Cracker Barrel for their incredible breakfast, and now that they serve beer and mimosas there, you can get absolutely rip-sh*t while you go to town on some pancakes and bacon.

With that being said, the good ol’ fashioned southern style restaurant has been looking to expand their menu here in recent years…

And what does part of that new menu include?

We’re talking about Impossible sausage… vegan sausage… AKA, it’s all made from PLANTS.

Of course, this could be a great option for vegans a like, as they can enjoy the experience of Cracker Barrel as well.

However, on the other hand, we also have a number of people who want to keep the traditional style that’s made Cracker Barrel so unique over the years.

And boy, some of these comments are killer.

Just take a look at these:

“Are you kidding me? Who do you think your customer base is? I still order the double meat breakfast and it’s not even on the menu anymore.”

“You just lost the customer base, congratulations on being woke and going broke…”

“Sausage can NOT come from plants. Please Cracker Barrel don’t go the way of so many others recently. Sorry but real country folk ain’t goin for this s**t.”

“Don’t ever try to push that crap in my direction. Stick to the basics that made your franchise a success.”

“How do we know that you’re still going to be serving us real bacon and sausage instead of this junk? Some of us have soy and wheat allergies.”

“I just lost respect for a once great Tennessee company.”

“Just another reason to avoid Cracker Barrel. The cleanliness is awful, service has gone downhill, and now you are making sausage from plants, and seem proud of it.”

“No thanks and no alcohol! We loved the old menu.”

“Good lord! I thought Cracker Barrel would have more sense!”

“Nope I ain’t buying into that plant meat stuff. Just saying the planet will have to wait.”

“Send them back to Gates. We don’t eat in an old country store for woke burgers.”

“What a crock of … what’s worse turkey sausage or fake sausage manufactured to look like sausage? Y’all will be out of business in 6 months.”

“Another “Sell out”! You have got to be joking? Is it April 1st??? Tank yourselves! We won’t forget!”

“It will be IMPOSSIBLE for me to ever order that crap!”

“You know what’s impossible? Getting a good meal with decent service at Cracker Barrel anymore.”

“How can it really be healthy anyway? Imagine all the chemical processes that have to happen to make plants have a similar taste and texture of meat.”

“This is the future us leftists want. For the domain of all right winged red necks to turn on them and force veganism upon them. Next they’ll be donating proceeds to BLM and trans youth. After that we’re coming for Waffle House and Walmart. You’ve been warned.”

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock