Tom Segura Issues Warning To Garth Brooks After LSU Visit: “I Know What You Did Here… Charges Are Coming”

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Back in March, Garth Brooks basically broke the sound barrier and about caused a 5.0 magnitude earthquake at LSU’s Death Valley in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

How, you may ask?

Because he played his hit song “Callin’ Baton Rouge” down in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, for the first time in 24 years, and the crowd of 100,000 plus down in da bayou were practically doing backflips as ol’ Garth played away.

However, for one comedian, he’s ready to out do the famed country singer, and stir up some noise that’ll put Garth’s record breaking night at Death Valley to shame…

And it’s Tom Segura. Not the hero we want, but the hero we need.

The comedian took to Instagram to give Garth a fair warning before he partakes in the event that could change the face of LSU, and the state of country music forever.

He’s ready to dig up the bodies that Garth buried below midfield of Death Valley… 27 of them to be exact.

“Got a tour of LSU today. Unbelievably impressive facilities… way better than some NFL ones we’ve seen.

Also local cops told me 27 people went missing right after Garth Brooks big show here. Lots of unsolved missing persons/presumed dead. Guess we’ll see what happens.”

He left this warning for Garth from the field at Tiger Stadium:

“Sup Garth. I know what you did here. Shook the world, we’re gonna shake it right now baby.

There’s bodies under here and we’re gonna dig ’em up. Charges are comin’.”

I guess they don’t call it “Death Valley” for nothing…


Segura’s hilarious video stems from the plethora of comments from fans every time Garth posts a cringy video to social media (full backstory here).

Ya know, the ones where he’s all wide eyed, and talking like a serial killer? If not, here’s his hilarious Facebook intro that started it all…

“I like that.”

Segura has since hilariously discussed the intriguing conspiracy a number of times on his podcast, and needless to say, he’s been saying what we’ve all been feeling.

WHERE ARE THE BODIES GARTH? The families need closure…

Here’s an explanation for all of it:

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock