Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza Is Gone AGAIN, But Garth Brooks Can Save Your Life With His Recipe

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Taco Bell recently announced the return of the fan-favorite Mexican Pizza.

People lost their marbles when it returned, with one customer even ordering 180 of these. Now, it’s gone again.

On the Taco Bell website, the company said “Our fans’ love is all consuming, and they’re consuming all the Mexican Pizzas. Demand for the Mexican Pizza was seven times higher than when it was last on menus, and replenishing the beloved menu item is taking longer than we’d like.”

So when will it be back?

“You can check back here for the latest details and information, including when we plan for the Mexican Pizza to come back to its permanent residency on the Taco Bell menu, expected this fall.”

The musical Dolly Parton was a part of is also on hold.

“At this time, we are postponing Mexican Pizza: the Musical. We hope to reschedule to a later date, complete with the joy and celebratory spirit in which it was originally created.”

Alright, so now you’re curled up in the fetal position, hungover, and no Mexican Pizza to save your life.

Enter, g.


I went down a deep dark Garth tunnel under a crawl space and ended up on a video that shows Trisha Yearwood making a taco pizza that she says Garth in fact created. I like to picture Garth in Studio G at 3am, smashed, with a Taco Bell pizza thinking to himself he can do that better for Mrs. Yearwood.

If you’re thinking this pizza is anything like “The Dance” you might be disappointed. This pizza is more like Man Against Machine.

Did Garth eat 300mg of edibles when he made this? This recipe starts with Pace Picante Sauce mixed with canned refried beans to make the base or pizza “sauce.” That’s all you need to know.

I guess g isn’t a big homemade salsa kinda guy.

Here’s a recipe for when you want to sit on the toilet for 9 straight hours and can’t order the OG from Taco Bell.

Want to see Garth in the kitchen? No you don’t, but here we are. While everyone else is constantly asking Garth about where the bodies are, I’m here watching Trisha cook circles around him while he stuff his face with a “pancake on steroids.”

Speaking of steroids… I’m fairly confident Brooks has that dad strength. He could probably bench press a Chevy Tahoe if needed to save a grandma trapped underneath.

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A beer bottle on a dock