Pittsburgh Steelers Fan Allegedly Sh*ts His Pants At The Game, Washes Them In Bathroom Sink

A man wearing a costume

Cue the obligatory “Shittsburgh” comment…

Another Sunday of NFL football, another Sunday full of great viral stories from around the league.

Steelers RB Najee Harris absolutely obliterated Jonathan Abram with a brutal stiff arm, Bills fans are once again jumping through flaming tables, and Steelers fans are shitting their pants.

According to an Instagram user FunInstigator, this dude was spotted washing his pants in the bathroom sink at Heinz Field.

“I’ve never been happier. Dude pooped his pants and is washing them in the sink. Steeler football is back.”

Granted, “FunInstigator” isn’t exactly a reliable source (I guess, neither is the New York Times these days), and for all we know this dude could just be washing some nacho cheese of his khakis.

But… I want to live my life thinking this guy shit his pants, and washed them in the stadium sink.

And that’s exactly what I’m gonna do.

Happy Sunday, everybody.

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock