Texans looking for a new middle linebacker? They might’ve just found one.
According to Click2Houston, Phyllis Pena, a mom in Lake Jackson, Texas, returned home from the store when noticed some pervert peeking into the bedroom window of her fifteen year old daughter. She called the police who arrived on the scene and were able to locate him nearby.
However, he made a successful attempt to evade the police and took off running. That’s when mom, who was standing in the yard at the time, channeled her inner Brian Urlacher and lit him up like a Christmas tree.
Let’s roll the tape.
Look, I’m no linebackers coach, but if this isn’t how you draw it up, I don’t know what is.
Head up the whole time, great downfield vision, cuts down the angle, quick lateral movement, squares him up perfectly, wraps the arms and continues to drive the legs through the end of the tackle. Probably could’ve gotten a little lower to make the hit, but other than that, a textbook tackle, A+ stuff from mom.
Her daughter was able to help her hold the 19-year-old pervert down until police could apprehend him.
“The cop fist-bumped me and he was like, ‘Hey, so I heard the Texans are looking for a new linebacker,’” Pena said.
The creep was booked on charges of possession of a controlled substance, evading arrest and resisting arrest, and more charges could be added after further investigation.
Feisty. Quick to step downhill and cut off the angle. Plays with controlled energy and good patience. Adequate lateral scrape with average knee bend. Comes to balance and sees what she hits. Strikes body on body and runs feet through contact. Excellent wrap and roll finish. https://t.co/vpK834lzFh