Friendly Reminder: Aaron Rodgers Can’t Chug A Beer

While Tom Brady might’ve proved that he’s the undisputed GOAT last night, Aaron Rodgers might’ve sowed some doubt in minds of football fans everywhere.

At 1-4 in NFC Championship games, he’s has as many Super Bowl appearances as Rex Grossman. Let that sink in…

Does he just not have the clutch gene? Can’t get it done when it’s all on the line? This stat is pretty shocking given the kind of career Aaron Rodgers has had.

And while I don’t like to kick a man when he’s down, I absolutely will because I hate the Packers and I’m tired of them beating up on the Bears for my entire life.

So I just wanted to take this opportunity to remind people that not only is Aaron Rodgers the master of failing to get to the Super Bowl, he can’t chug a beer to save his life.

Back in 2019, during a chug-off with lineman David Bakhtiari at Game 5 of the MIL/TOR Eastern Conf. Finals, Aaron Rodgers struggled BIG TIME. The jumbotron goes to David, and he does work, chugging the beers in a couple seconds. Notice I say beers, plural…

The camera hits Rodgers, and OOF… he can’t even finish one beer. Not even one…

Is the guy you really want leading you into a do-or-die football game? Against Tom Brady? I don’t know if I can trust a man that drinks beer like that…

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