Hey Austin, Texas… Here’s Some Fool-Proof Advice For Driving In The Snow

Welp, if 2021 wasn’t already off to a bizarre start, it’s snowing in Austin, Texas, right now…

Growing up in the Midwest, snow ain’t nothing.

But in the South, or places where you don’t get much snow, a light dusting is enough to make all hell break loose. Hell, Nashville shuts down when it gets a quarter inch of snow; people lose their shit. SNOW DAY. People sledding on a dusting…

When I was growing up, we’d get 4 feet of snow, and no snow day in sight. Even if the only way to get to school is a snowmobile, no snow day. They didn’t give a fuck.

The South? Pure chaos when they see the white powder…

Given the stress and panic Texans might face when hit with snow, let’s remember this great piece of advice from the news a couple years back…

Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.