Ah, Four Loko… makes you break into an intense, cold sweat just thinking about it.
While my Four Loko days are well behind me (while the painful memories, or lack thereof, still haunt my dreams), I still relish in the occasional war story about Spring Break in 2005.
And then, there is reviews. People, who in the name of science, drink Four Loko willingly. Like this guy…
Self-described as the “unemployed wine guy,” sommelier Prescott Vanmeyer III, (and if that’s not his name it should be) has used his time in quarantine to start a YouTube channel reviewing various alcoholic beverages. He’s tackled Jägermeister, White Claw, and Olde English 800 (oof), he also took a run at Four Loko.
And while he might not actually be a sommelier (seems like he’s probably a comedian), with vivid descriptions and pinpoint accuracy like this, he definitely should be:
“It’s like liquid Ritalin, mixed with Coca Cola, and the old time Coca-Cola that had cocaine in it!”
If you know, you know… (but you’d be a whole lot better off if you didn’t).
Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.