Four Loko Launches New Line Of 13.9% ABV Pregame Shots Because 2020 Could Use A Good Blackout

Four Loko, just when I think I’m no longer haunted by your memory, you show up and remind me of all the pain and destruction you’ve caused.

Eh, who am I kidding? I don’t remember any pain and destruction… you don’t remember anything when you drinking Four Loko…

Announced this week, Four Loko is expanding their line of blackout fuel with a new 13.9% ABV “Pregame Shot.” Unlike the original recipe, and the new-ish spiked seltzer, the pregame shots are not carbonated. Available in three flavors: Sour Blue Razz, Lemonade and Sour Peach, these new party shots are designed to provide you with a quick and easy boost of intoxication. Think it like a 5-Hour Energy, but instead of energy and focus, you get the opposite. You get drunk and stupid.

As of right now, they’re only available in Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Alabama, and Tennessee, which is great because over here in Illinois, I want nothing to do with it.

Then again, with the kind of year we’re having, who couldn’t use a nice blackout until January?

Also, shame on you…

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