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Six-Time Super Bowl Champion Tom Brady Says No Sex On Game Days

Tom Brady’s big secret to winning?

No sex on game day.

In a new episode of Dax Shepard’s “Armchair Expert” podcast, Brady revealed that there’s no such thing as pre-game sex in the Brady household.

Dax hit Tom with what he called a Howard Stern-esque question… and that was, “do you make love to your wife on a game day or is that off the table?”

“Oh man, that’s probably off the table. I wouldn’t say it’s probably never happened but I don’t think that would be the moment… That wouldn’t be my pre-game warm-up.”

All business.

There you have it folks… you want to be a champion, the absolute best in the business, and still kickin’ ass at 43 years old? Don’t have sex before you’re expected to perform.

Easy peasy.

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