What an absolute insane series of events.
To set the scene real quick, we’re apparently at a gas station where an employee has caught a man stealing from the store.
When the man get’s call out, he stops in the doorway, strips naked, and flashes his ass cheeks at the employee.
Why? I have no idea.
But then another customer walks in…
BOOM.
Gave him the old fashioned two hitter: Me hitting you, you hitting the floor, and the his day was ruined.
Honestly, we’re all a little pissed off, stressed out, fed up… fill in whatever word you want right now, but times are tough and people are sick of the bullshit.
So imagine walking into the gas station to grab a coffee, a Slurpee, whatever, and some naked asshole is standing in the doorway yelling at employees who said he stole something.
The easiest thing for everybody is just a quick tap on the shoulder and a hard right to the chops. Now let’s all go on about our days.
And the best part of the whole thing? After he cold-cocks the guy, he says:
“Yo, can I shop now?”
Legend.
