First of all, you’ve got Vrabel himself sitting front and center in a pink dress shirt with a big ol’ lip in. Then behind him you’ve got his son, Carter, showing off his BME (Big Mullet Energy, of course) with his best Joe Exotic look. On the other side, there’s a guy dressed like Frozone from The Incredibles. And finally, if you look in the reflection on the left, you see what appears to be a man dropping a deuce on live TV during the NFL draft. (Look close, Cleveland, because this is probably the only time you’ll ever see somebody taking the Browns to the Super Bowl on TV).
What a fucking scene.
Of course we should have expected something this from a character like Mike Vrabel. When he’s not shit-talking the opposing team’s players on the field or doing push-ups before the game, he’s out here telling people that he’ll cut his own dick off to win the Super Bowl. Everything this dude does is absolutely electric, so obviously his war room would be wild too.
After the first round of the draft was over, Vrabel addressed the wild scene at his house, claiming that the pooper in the back was actually just his son Tyler sitting on a stool and not going #2 with the door open on national TV. Of course that’s what I would say, and Vrabel would never admit it if his son really was taking a shit, so that’s still what I’m going to choose to believe was happening. Because with everything else going on around him, would it really be that crazy?
Never change, Coach Vrabel. Never change. I can’t wait to see the setup on night 2.
Mike Vrabel on the scene behind him during @Titans pick: “It’s been a long quarantine over here. We’ve got a bunch of 18 and 19 year old kids but Tyler was not going to the restroom. He was sitting on a stool … not a toilet." pic.twitter.com/tai8I0FD1b