Tom Hanks & His Wife Rita Wilson Have Coronavirus & The Internet Is Not Having It

You can take the NBA from us, you can reschedule festivals, but don’t you dare touch Tom Hanks you bastards.

Tom confirmed this evening that both he and his wife Rita Wilson have tested positive for Coronavirus. He released the following statement on Twitter.

“Hello, folks. Rita and I are down here in Australia. We felt a bit tired, like we had colds, and some body aches. Rita had some chills that came and went. Slight fevers, too. To play things right, as is needed in the world right now, we were tested for the coronavirus, and were found to be positive.”


Needless to say, the internet is NOT having it.

However, in light of Tom’ unique set of skills, folks are confident that both he and Rita will make a speedy recovery.

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