Man Finds Drowned Gecko In His Beer, Gives Him Mouth-To-Mouth & Brings Him Back To Life

Fuckin’ Australia… amirite?

Where else in the world are you going to find a lizard drowning in your beer, and also have the kind of people that think nothing of giving the little guy a rather impressive display of CPR to bring his ass back to life?

This SCREAMS Australia, and God bless ’em for it.

These lads were having a few pints in New South Wales, Australia when one named “Slab” (yup, that’s his name) noticed the lifeless gecko floating in his beer. The quick thinking Aussie successfully resuscitated the little guy and the rest is history. The gecko followed Slab around for the remainder of the night.

Gecko drowns in man’s beer, man saves gecko’s life, the two become best friends. That’s the start of a weird sitcom if I’ve heard of one.

Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.