It’s the only comeback that’s constantly used from 12-year-olds at the lunch table, to 80-year-olds playing poker at the bar.
Seriously, it’s world renown.
However, there’s one instance where the joke should never, EVER be said…
When you’re being searched by a cop.
According to The Smoking Gun, Brandon McComas, a 31-year-old from Vero Beach, Florida, was pulled over after Deputy Scott Prouty noticed him trying to “conceal a large bulge in his front left pocket with his arm.”
When Prouty began to pat the culprit down, he described the bulge as a “long cylindrical object.”
And McComas’ response?
“That’s what she said.”
Alright, the cop has to be the most stale person on this planet if he didn’t get at least a giggle out of that one, but still, it’s not gonna help your case when you’re about to be sent to jail.
Turns out, the “cylindrical object” contained marijuana and a glass pipe, and he was cited for possession.