If you haven’t heard, Lil Nas X inked a deal with Wrangler for the “Wrangler on my booty” collection, (yes, that’s a real thing) and it looks like he’s already spending that money on Billy Ray Cyrus. He needs Lil Nas X to buy him a new car I guess… I don’t know, I don’t know anything anymore.
Anyways, Lil Nas X shared a video of him pulling up to Billy Ray’s house in a Maserati, dressed like bozo the rodeo clown of course, and “surprising” Billy Ray with the Maserati, who also just so happened to answer the door with a guitar in his hand like this was an episode of MTV Cribs or something.
The last time I checked, Billy Ray was doin’ just fine, I mean he has a safe with like 5 million dollars worth of weed in it, so I’m pretty sure Nas might want to be a little tighter with that one-hit-wonder money. At this point, I can’t wait for that VH1 episode of “So Where Are They Now?” with Lil Nas X in five years. What a wild ride that’s going to be. Of course, I’m just kidding, they don’t make that show anymore. Why? Because it was stupid, just like this whole charade.
But, that’s life in 2019 people… where the music industry is one big fucking circus, and ironically enough, so is the name of Billy Ray’s upcoming album.