Domino’s Is Selling Pineapple Pizza With Spaghetti On It & I’ve Never Been More Confused

A plate of food

I’m a Domino’s guy.

Not the one on Madison here in Chicago because that one fucking sucks, but the rest of them, great. Ever since they tweaked the recipe, they’ve been my go-to cheap chain pizza. Fuck Pizza Hut, Papa John’s, all of them. Domino’s all the way to go.

Well, until now…

For the record pineapple DOES belong on pizza. Pair it with a little pepperoni or Canadian bacon and it’s a beautiful thing. Pair it with some canned, knock-off SpaghettiO’s and that’s a crime against humanity. Of all the great pizza ingredients that are available to you and you pull this shit? I’m shocked and appalled. Baffled, bewildered, dumbfounded, the list goes on…

Not gonna lie though, I’d still eat it. Pizza is pizza… it’s always good.

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