Taco Bell Is Taste-Testing The “Triplelupa,” Which Is Basically A Footlong Train Of Three Chalupas

I’m all about it.

The mad scientists at Taco Bell have been hard at work creating your next big 3:00am craving and have come forth with this monstrosity now known as the “Triplelupa.” As the name suggests, the Triplelupa is a footlong, end-to-end human centipede-esque, train of three Chalupas that each feature slightly different flavors.

According to a press release, the new Triplelupa features their patented seasoned beef, a three-cheese blend, lettuce, and tomatoes, however one end is topped with nacho cheese, the opposite end is topped with chipotle sauce, and the middle is topped with both.

They’re kind of meant to be broken off at the shell and shared, but let’s be honest… you’re not sharing this thing with anybody.

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