Martha Stewart leaves the internet drooling with her latest selfie.
I hope that I age like Martha Stewart, but even at 83, she looks better than I do in my current mid-twenties, so I fear that dream might not be a reality for me. Martha Stewart has lived many lives, including being a famed cook, TV personality, businesswoman, convict, writer, SI swimsuit model, and more.
While she has worn many hats in her lifetime, the one hat she never takes off is looking put together and serving looks. Even at 83, she’s not afraid to let everyone know she still has it. In 2023, Stewart set the internet on fire, sharing a selfie of her in a matching nightgown and robe, giving a sultry pout to the camera, and leaving the internet with their jaws on the floor.
“Thirst Trap Martha is my favorite Martha.”
“I need your plastic surgeon!”
“Snoop Dogg & 180 million others like this”
“Oh, she’s giving sultry ex-con here!”
Yesterday, Martha did it again, leaving the internet speechless as she snapped a selfie before getting a new headshot done.
“Time for a new ‘portrait’ @daisybeautytoye had just finished my makeup and I looked in my new mirror with the lovely side light and said ” wow, great makeup Daisy!” She shot a photo, and here it is!!! Thanks @parvinklein for the hair color @julienfarel.”
In the image, Stewart is wearing a caramel colored shirt and is posing with her signature pout and perfectly done hair. The makeup she has done looks effortless, and she truly does not look a day over 40.
The internet went wild for this thirst trap, hyping her up in the comments section.
“Martha said you want a thirst trap? DROWN.”
“Hello? Is that me in 2 years?”
“Oh so we’re just getting younger then okay.”
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
“Icon.”
“MARTHAAAA I was familiar with your game but damn!!!”
“Mother is mothering.”
“You KNOW you had to do it to ‘em on a Tuesday, girl. Work it! Time for a Martha-rita.”
“Are you aging backwards? Get it queen!”
“Stunning as always Martha.”
“Ate and left no damn crumbs.”
“Martha serving!!!!!!”
“How does your neck look so fantastic??”
“Are you kidding?!!!?!?”
“Wow. Now this is anti-aging personified!”
Many social media users commented that they need the number for Martha’s plastic surgeon, but according to her, she’s never gone under the knife. The New York Times reported in 2022 that she cleared up any rumors of major plastic surgery, such as a facelift.
“I have never had plastic surgery. You can absolutely say that. No knife on my face, neck, or back.”
Now, that does not mean other treatments are not being done. Dr. Daniel Belkin told The Times that Stewart comes in “probably twice a year” for “non- or minimally invasive” procedures, including lasers, fillers, and micro needling. Her main secret to keeping a youthful appearance is her skincare routine. Stewart swears by a product created by Dr. Dhaval Bhanusali: a custom “holistically grounded, CBD-infused hydrating serum, calming mist, and night cream.”
I would drain my bank account for whatever potion is in that bottle. Stacy’s mom might have had it going on, but she has nothing on what Martha Stewart’s got going on.
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