We had some biparti-zyn action in Congress last night…
For better or for worse, there are few people that burst onto the political scene and made a name for themselves quite as quickly as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. The Bronx Native was elected to the House of Representatives at just 29 years old after completing a historically impressive upset of an established, 10-term incumbent Democrat and has easily kept her seat while making her name, or at least her AOC moniker, recognizable in nearly every household in the United States.
While just as many people view her as a savior as people who think she’s a living symbol of everything wrong with America, one thing is for sure, she knows how to pack a pouch. I mean punch. Well, maybe she’s been packing both this whole time.
A photo of her attending Donald Trump’s State of the Union in 2019 hit the internet and immediately went viral because people noticed a round container making pushing through her pocket and people immediately thought she was a frequent flyer to Zynbabwe.
Hold up… AOC packs Zyns? This changes everything pic.twitter.com/QWRioFe9EW
— Matt Laine (@DaFiretruck) March 8, 2024
Of course, all you had to do was turn on the TV to see that AOC was wearing black last night to realize this is an old photo, but nevertheless, the post quickly took off and it may just be the unifying moment this country needs.
There was some contention on whether it was Zyn or dip (probably just a compact mirror), but one thing is for sure, everyone loved it.
Democrats 🤝 Republicans
Packing comfy lip pillows https://t.co/LsnjAOpHxb
— ZynCoin (@ZynCoinERC20) March 8, 2024
If AOC is rocking griz long cut then AOC for prez hahaha https://t.co/asSMFBjnEe
— Chef Stonks (@ChefStonks_) March 8, 2024
Chew can in the front pocket not the back so you know she’s a pro https://t.co/dBNmmkWOqC
— The Kingfisher (@TheKingfisher18) March 8, 2024
We gotta know @AOC were those 3millis or 6millis? https://t.co/Z3ayH9sUvS
— Mickelson’s Calves (Pizza/Beer) (@LeftysCalves) March 8, 2024
How we feeling about this? https://t.co/OCOuNj99Tz pic.twitter.com/YM4QlQORhy
— Remy Boy (@remyboyya) March 8, 2024
She just won over 85% of her hater base https://t.co/ceCUNjxQpN
— BlondeM0n (@BlondeM0n) March 8, 2024
AOC IS AN UPPER DECKER THIS REALLY DOES CHANGE EVERYTHING https://t.co/gl36t1sFxi
— Cody Campbell (@CodyCampbell12) March 8, 2024
suddenly i’m an avid supporter of the green new deal https://t.co/92U96pHp7F
— number 1 fan of 𝕏.com (@nicksgoodtweets) March 8, 2024
Nah that's Grizzly long cut wintergreen yo https://t.co/1ZsHuMf18S
— Nathan D. (@NateDOhDoubleG) March 8, 2024
Maybe, just maybe, this crazy world isn’t as far apart as we think we are. If she openly throws in an upper decker while addressing congress we will never be the same and I, for one, completely support it.
Also, this was my favorite of all the Zyn puns (other than my bipartizyn line up top, of course. I’m pretty proud of that.)
She wants all illegals to become citizyns https://t.co/fuq5suKozx
— autistic overload aka super crab (@scousesquatch) March 8, 2024
Man, I love the internet.
