Good luck getting that image out of your head.
Does anyone miss the not-so-distant past where the President just did their thing and we didn’t know so much about them? One could argue that the past decade has been about as un-presidential (and geriatric) as it gets. And now society at large is getting NSFW updates from our Commander N’ Chief about the secret to his happy marriage? Whatever happened to modesty and keeping your private life private?
To be clear, President Joe Biden didn’t say this during a press conference (though that wouldn’t necessarily be surprising). The raunchy quote is apparently included in Katie Rogers’ forthcoming book American Woman: The Transformation of the Modern First Lady, from Hillary Clinton to Jill Biden.
An excerpt was given an early release to the Daily Mail, which revealed that Joe Biden often says that the key to he and Jill Biden’s 47-year marriage is “good sex,” and that he frequently gives out that information around the White House… “much to his wife’s chagrin.”
I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
The Bidens have never shied away from showing their affection publicly, so I guess this isn’t that big of a surprise. But still though, Joe Biden is 81-years-old… none of us needed that idea planted inside our head.
As you might imagine, the social media commentary on this story has been ruthless. Feel free to dive into some of the more “graphic” replies on your own, but I included some of the more mundane responses to the sharing of the Biden-adjacent TMI below:
🤢 Geezzz, I didn’t need this information. 😵💫
— Kimberly Conway (@Kimberl82111287) February 23, 2024
Ew, someone please get them a retirement home room.
— Attymzk (@attymzk) February 23, 2024
— P👁🗨NY (@PONY_Official) February 23, 2024
I don’t want to know anything about that.
— Ellie A (@EllieGAnders) February 23, 2024
— Skylar Valentine (@skyvalentinexxx) February 23, 2024
I’m trying to eat lunch over here!
— chad calderone 🇺🇸 (@chadcalder50954) February 23, 2024
— Sarah Smith (@Defundmedianow) February 23, 2024
Yeah, that was my face the entire time I was writing this article. Please excuse me as I go try to get Rebecca Black’s “Friday” song stuck in my head just so I don’t have to think about Joe Biden…you know.
Here it is in case you need it too:
