Now they’ve gone too far…
The government has apparently finished tackling all the big issues like border security, the fentanyl crisis, inflation, homelessness, student loan debt, the wars in Israel and Ukraine, and climate change. So now they’re turning their attention to what really matters: Zyn.
I’m sure you’re familiar with Zyn by now, but the nicotine pouches have become a popular tobacco-free alternative to smoking, vaping, or chewing tobacco. They’re by far the largest nicotine pouch on the market right now, and have become a pop culture phenomenon thanks in part to high-profile endorsements from people like Tucker Carlson.
Now, I’m a little biased because my car currently looks like a graveyard of Zyn tins and I have an upper decky in as I write this. But of course the government likes to ruin everything good in our lives, so now Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer is calling for the government to crack down on Zyn.
“A pouch packed with problems. High levels of nicotine. So today I’m delivering a warning to parents, because these nicotine pouches seem to lock their sights on young kids, teenagers and even lower, and then use the social media to hook ’em.”
Schumer is calling on the FTC and the FDA to investigate Zyn over their marketing and health effects.
But the internet isn’t going to stand idly by.
People flocked to social media to issue a warning to Schumer if he tried to come after their Zyn:
Seems like the Democrat from New York is going to meet quite a bit of re-Zyn-stance on this once. (I’m sorry, I had to get at least one in).
