Bill Belichick, is that you?
The New England Patriots are hands down in the middle of their worst season in quite a long time. Long gone are the days of dominance and here now are the pains of rebuilding a team that not so long ago was the greatest dynasty in NFL history, and that’s coming from a jaded Steelers fan.
Currently sitting at 2-7, the team is going through it, with analysts and former players alike blasting the team, and just the other weekend, their president Jonathan Craft apparently saying that the team is “nowhere near good enough”
Every lip reader on the internet saw what Jonathan Kraft said about the Patriots#PMSLive pic.twitter.com/pqvKtou16f
— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) November 7, 2023
While there’s plenty of blame to go around, most people are pointing the finger at their longtime (and legendary) coach Bill Belichick, who some people believe hasn’t adapted enough to the modern game and is holding the team back from whatever their potential can be.
Going from absolutely adored and almost worshiped by New England fans to being called the reason your team is so horrible has to be tough on ole no-sleeves-on-a-sweatshirt Billy, and now a video has made its way online which appears to show Belichick stumbling out of a random house after a long, long night, which at surface level doesn’t seem like it’s going to be doing him any favors.
To be fair, no one has confirmed this yet, but after watching it a few times, it’s kind of hard to not say the guy at least looks A LOT like Belichick…
Bill Belichick doing the walk of shame 😭#BenderBill pic.twitter.com/fEJWj40Yxx
— Babz (@BabzOnTheMic) November 9, 2023
Belichick got divorced from his first wife back in 2006 and then followed that up with a 16 year relationship that sadly ended in September of this year, so there isn’t some scandalous affair brewing, but it does beg the question (if this is true) of what a no nonsense, football is the only thing that matters coach is doing sneaking shirtless out of a random house…
While I’m not able to solve this, the wonderful people of X sure had somethings to say about it and the reactions ranged from shock that this video would be posted, to fans calling him a joke, to fans saying they’re back in love with him, to some hilarious jokes, to rumors that it’s a cheerleaders house, to honestly every other imaginable reaction.
I mean, at least someone from the Patriots is scoring, right?
Well…….it looks like Bill Belichick might have already packed this season in 😳😳😳😳😳 https://t.co/H5SbPjrZn3
— Packers Total Access- Clayton (@packers_access) November 9, 2023
Belichick looking for his crab rangoon that was delivered after he passed out. Probably woke up to 8 missed calls. https://t.co/JukuYiBHUR
— VG (@ViolationsGreg) November 9, 2023
Bill Belichick is officially the face of the laughably bad 2-7 New England Patriots. https://t.co/GgxFgTUbfS
— TCL (@TitleTalkTCL) November 9, 2023
divorced bill is wild. i want him in Washington even more now https://t.co/BqHaAB6ZY5
— wes. (@WesleyTate33) November 9, 2023
This man out here fuckin instead of in the film room smh no wonder we 2-7 😒 https://t.co/Mxw6i3RJIj
— Tommy Vercetti 🎖 (@pats12mel_) November 9, 2023
Putting this behind us. We're on to the next house. https://t.co/ZIq8GByBxW
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) November 9, 2023
Bill it’s wayyyy too cold to be leaving bitches houses like this lmfao https://t.co/Mn7PPe9lDp
— Mc gusto (@Mrupandgo_) November 9, 2023
Ok I am back on Team Bill. https://t.co/DAuDLawKNk
— Lucy Burdge (@LucilleBurdge) November 9, 2023
Lmaooo that is the greatest coach of all time. Legend in 2 games https://t.co/Gj6JgmdUv0
— The Bad Guy (@JohnThaDon_) November 9, 2023
Bill waking up in a southie town house after a long night at Capo. The people’s coach https://t.co/vbNMRbC7xH
— Xanny Ramirez (@XannyMilkshakes) November 9, 2023
Bill saying fuck my clothes I gotta get out of this broads house immediately been there done that https://t.co/jPw4PYEozr
— steve robarge (@Stevedurant18) November 9, 2023
Rumour has it being outside a #Patriots cheerleader’s apartment someplace north of Boston. It’s been floating around text chains for weeks. A/BB is single so good for him B/It could be one of his own homes & he’s grabbing the Globe to read @BenVolin & or @Dan_Shaughnessy #NFL https://t.co/BBGYUDXbox
— GOPinBoston (@GOPinBoston) November 9, 2023
Lmfaoooooo get this bozo off my team https://t.co/12zwexKCgq
— ol saint nick (@NickTargaryen09) November 9, 2023
Four super bowls, six Super Bowl appearances, 20 years of dominance and yet I’ve never been prouder of Bill than I am after seeing this one https://t.co/VFxkgtiRHv
— Spence (@andyspence101) November 9, 2023
Imagine the post coitus coaching that you’d get after boning bill
You’d never look at sex the same
And god help the next person you have sex with – they’re about to get blown out https://t.co/x0REoUGEXq
— Bing Bong, Esq. (@bingbong_esq) November 9, 2023
Must of thought a white slot receiver was at the door waiting to save him https://t.co/NjkpvJBN06
— Gustradamus 🦇 🇨🇴 (@NemmyKash) November 9, 2023
The jury is still out on if this is even a real video, but it does look like him…
Hey, even when you try to only live and breathe football, people still have people urges. While I don’t want the Patriots to get good again (considering they kind of ruined most of my childhood sports watching years), I do have to agree with how Boston Connor from the Pat McAfee show reacted…
https://t.co/mfBzUhiD9Q pic.twitter.com/wITiSvjYFS
— Football (@BostonConnr) November 9, 2023
