OF COURSE The Animal Activist Who Got Railroaded By Bobby Wagner During Monday Night Football Filed A Police Report

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On Monday Night Football between the Los Angeles Rams and San Francisco 49ers, an “animal rights activist” wearing all pink and unleashing pink smoke bombs had the grand idea to run onto the field in order to protest or advocate for some cause on his shirt.

Sorry bro, but we all thought it was a gender reveal…

Anyways, I’m guessing he immediately regretted that decision when Rams’ linebacker Bobby Wagner, one of the best linebackers in the league, absolutely TRUCKED the guy, and he was immediately caught by police and escorted out of the stadium.

Except, in a wild 180, the dude who, you know… broke the law and ran onto the field, is filing a police report for tackling him, according to TMZ.

I mean my God, are you serious?

You break the rules, and you expect to play the victim? This guy must’ve never heard of the saying “Win stupid games, win stupid prizes.”

With that being said, Rams head coach Sean McVay spoke out about the police report at a press conference today:

“We all know where Bobby’s intentions were, and I support Bobby Wagner.

That’s where I’m at with that. I don’t think anybody would disagree.”

Wagner himself also spoke out about it, saying he’s just ready to put the whole thing behind him:

“Can’t really focus on it. I’m more concerned about the security guard that was hurt trying to chase him and the people that was … we don’t know what that is and you just gotta do what you gotta do.”

He also noted that he wasn’t aware of the police reports, but spoke out about it as well:

“You just never know. You never know, like, people run on the field for no reason sometimes and again, I’m pretty sure it’s gonna keep happening, but you never know what that person got in they pocket, in they hands, whatever.

Kind of like what I said after the game so, you know, there’s consequences for your actions.”

The fan reportedly went to the Santa Clara Police Department on Tuesday after the game, and filed the police report, but a spokesperson did not reveal anymore details.

Wild… this guy obviously never got spanked by his parents for breaking the rules as a kid, and learning there are consequences for his actions.

According to Direct Action Everywhere, the man was trying to bring attention to an upcoming trial about two of his fellow loons who stole a pig or something.

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