Kacey Musgraves is really going all in with the sexual innuendos for her Middle of Nowhere Tour.
The country music artist has certainly went all in on the theming of her latest album, Middle of Nowhere. The rollout for the record was a whole lot of fun, to say the least. In case you missed it, Musgraves put up billboards all over the place asking questions like, “Dry Spell?” or “Horny?” with further instructions to “call for a real good time” leading up to the release of her project.
Doesn’t take much imagination to figure out what she means by “Dry Spell.”
That was one of the many songs on Middle of Nowhere that really let the world know about Musgraves’ current situation (she’s said it’s the “longest single period of her life”). Other tracks like “Mexico Honey” and “Loneliest Girl” have helped convey the message, and now she’s bringing all of those provocative love (?) songs out on the road with openers like Midland, Carter Faith, Flatland Cavalry, Charles Wesley Godwin, Gabriella Rose, William Beckmann, Estevie and The Brudi Brothers.
And in Kacey’s most recent tour stop at the United Center in Chicago, she revealed a stage prop that… well, I’m not sure the world has ever seen before. I’m sure you’ve heard of a disco ball before, right? Well, Kacey decided to take that idea a step further and rode around on a set of disco balls:
That’s certainly something.
Say what you want about Musgraves, but she’s really bringing the shock factor with every aspect of Middle of Nowhere. If you are in need of more evidence, the country singer announced earlier this week that she was partnering with wellness brand Medicine Mama to launch her own “intimate care” product called Drought Drops, inspired by her song “Dry Spell.”
The horny song (there’s no other way to describe it) that dropped back in March found Kacey reflecting on her own sexual frustrations (A.K.A. she wasn’t getting any):
“It’s been a real long three-hundred and thirty-five days
And the last time, it wasn’t good anyway
I’m so lonely, lonely with a capital ‘H’
If you know what I mean, I’ve been sitting on the washing machine”
The lube is a take on Medicine Mama’s own lubricant Intimate Glide, but features Kacey’s own flirty branding and special-edition packaging. And I suppose it pairs very well with disco balls.
If you have an interest in watching Kacey Musgraves fly around on the shiniest pair of truck nuts you’ll ever see, you can view the full list of dates for the Middle of Nowhere tour below.
Middle of Nowhere Tour Dates:
Aug 24, 2026 Scotiabank Arena – Toronto, ON
Aug 28, 2026 TD Garden – Boston, MA
Aug 31, 2026 Madison Square Garden – New York, NY
Sep 1, 2026 Madison Square Garden – New York, NY
Sep 4, 2026 Xfinity Mobile Arena – Philadelphia, PA
Sep 5, 2026 CFG Bank Arena – Baltimore, MD
Sep 8, 2026 PPG Paints Arena – Pittsburgh, PA
Sep 9, 2026 Schottenstein Center – Columbus, OH
Sep 11, 2026 Fiserv Forum – Milwaukee, WI
Sep 12, 2026 Enterprise Center – St. Louis, MO
Sep 22, 2026 Target Center – Minneapolis, MN
Sep 23, 2026 T-Mobile Center – Kansas City, MO
Sep 25, 2026 Bourbon & Beyond – Louisville, KY
Sep 27, 2026 Bridgestone Arena – Nashville, TN
Sep 28, 2026 Bridgestone Arena – Nashville, TN
Sep 30, 2026 State Farm Arena -Atlanta, GA
Oct 2, 2026 Spectrum Center – Charlotte, NC
Oct 5, 2026 Toyota Center – Houston, TX
Oct 7, 2026 Moody Center – Austin, TX
Oct 10, 2026 American Airlines Center – Dallas, TX
Oct 13, 2026 Ball Arena – Denver, CO
Oct 15, 2026 Delta Center – Salt Lake City, UT
Oct 17, 2026 Mortgage Matchup Center – Phoenix, AZ
Oct 18, 2026 Crypto.com Arena – Los Angeles, CA
Oct 19, 2026 Crypto.com Arena – Los Angeles, CA
Oct 23, 2026 Oakland Arena – Oakland, CA
Oct 26, 2026 Climate Pledge – Arena Seattle, WA
Oct 27, 2026 Climate Pledge – Arena Seattle, WA
