Now I’ve gotta admit the idea of Dolly Parton waiting in the Taco Bell drive thru with a bunch of drunks and stoners to get a Mexican pizza is hilarious to me. But hey, even Dolly can’t resist that absolute dogshit food that’s somehow amazingly delicious.
Well Taco Bell listened to Dolly (and the millions of other fans begging for them to bring it back), and in April they announced that the Mexican pizza would finally be returning this month.
Obviously fans were convinced that Dolly played a part in getting Taco Bell to bring back the mouthwatering menu item, because, I mean, what can’t Dolly do?
Dolly Parton helped develop the covid vaccine, gives all her employees free college, and got Taco Bell to bring back the Mexican pizza. We don’t deserve her y’all.
The musical is written by Hannah Friedman, and will feature original music by Grammy-award winning songwriters Abigail Barlow and Emily Bear. The event will also feature rapper Doja Cat, who first broke the news that Taco Bell was bringing back the Mexican pizza during her appearance at Coachella, and TikToker Victor Kunda, who had posted a video back in March of himself rehearsing for an imaginary Mexican pizza musical.