Dad’s Gender Reveal Reaction Goes Viral When He Finds Out He’s Having A Girl… And Is PISSED

Gender reveals… probably time to do away with them all together now, eh?

I mean, what is the success rate on them anyway?

Dad can’t hit a baseball and all of the sudden you’re on the front page of every news source, the unathletic idiot. Or mom tosses up a moonshot, it goes 6 feet over your head and explodes off-camera. Now you’re both idiots…

And that’s just one example. I mean, how many gender reveals have resulted is massive forest fires? Explosions? Injuries? Death?

Motion to ban gender reveals forever… all in favor?

And then there’s this idiot dad…

Who documented on social media, for all the world to see… his utter disgust for the fact that he will be having a daughter.

“Son of a bitch…”

More idiot gender reveal videos.

I mean, COME ONE dude… she’s gonna watch this some day, you know?

As a guy that’s expecting a little girl (my first child) in September, I get it. Deep down, most of us dads are pulling for a boy, but what are you gonna do, throw a fit about it?

Something tells me this is the kind of guy that punches out a 16-year-old umpire after he rings his kid up on a fastball right down the middle. Probably a good thing he’s having a girl…

But hey, at the expense of his future daughter’s self esteem…. at least he didn’t burn down half a forest or blow up a car.

Another Idiot Gender Reveal Explosion Rattles Houses 20 Miles Away

In another example of stupidity from a gender reveal party, a man in Kingston, New Hampshire caused a massive explosion that rattled homes up to 20 miles away after he detonated 80 POUNDS of Tannerite at a local quarry – all to find out that he’s having a boy.

The explosion reportedly knocked pictures off of walls, caused foundation damage to local homes, and scared neighbors who thought the town was being hit by an earthquake.

Authorities say that Tannerite is legal to own and use as an over-the-counter explosive target, and that it’s their belief that the couple had permission to be on the property where the detonation occurred.

But 80 pounds?

For reference, here’s what 80 lbs of Tannerite looks like – blowing up a car.

Police say that the man who caused the explosion has turned himself in and is cooperating, but any charges are still undetermined at this time.

Is it time we either ban these things, or collectively agree that they’re stupid and dangerous and stop having gender reveal parties altogether?

I mean why risk killing yourself (or somebody else), or picking up criminal charges, when you could just have Eric Church open the envelope for you?

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