8 Breakfast Beers To Help You Survive Quarantine (Because There Are No Rules Anymore)

There are no rules in quarantine.

Wear sweatpants for three weeks straight? No problem. Wipe your ass with a coffee filter? I mean, you kind of have to right now. Karen bought up all the Charmin. Drink a beer (or six) for breakfast? Damn right, you deserve it.

Thanks to Coronavirus, my shopping list looks like a something a drunk toddler would make. Mac and cheese, ice cream, Doritos, string cheese… and beer. But not just any beer, breakfast beers.

Breakfast beers have been pretty popular lately, and I’m not talking about a nice Guinness. I’m talking about craft beers that are actually infused with breakfast cereal. Some taste like cereal milk, others just pair well with your breakfast, but no matter what, a breakfast beer is unquestionably the best way to start your day… especially when your boss won’t be able to tell that you’re half in the bag by 10am.

Many of these are limited releases, some more recent than others, but stay tuned… they make comebacks pretty often.

Plus, there’s always another brewery cooking up something new.

1. DuClaw Brewing’s Unicorn Farts

Made with Fruity Pebbles

2. Smartmouth Brewing’s Saturday Morning Marshmallow IPA

Made with Luck Charms

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•Saturday Morning | Marshmallow IPA• with Marshmallows, Lemondrop, Samba & Hellertau Blanc hops. 6.6% ABV | 10 IBUS ⠀ ✨🥣✨🥣✨🥣✨🥣✨🥣✨🥣✨🥣 ⠀ We tweaked the hops for this year’s batch of Saturday Morning and we’re STOKED on the result! If you’re lucky enough to snag a taste, you’ll find aromas of kiwi and sweet cereal, and a smooth brew bursting with flavors of Meyer lemon, stone fruit, orange Starburst, and white grape. Low in bitterness, high in nostalgia. 😉 ⠀ Limited quantities of the #nostalgicallyridiculous glassware will be for sale at both locations – first come first serve. . Releasing TOMORROW, Saturday, March 7th at 12:00pm Limited cans + draft | NFK + VB

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3. Middleton Brewing’s Cereal-sly Apple-ing

Made with Apple Jacks

4. Black Bottle Brewery – Cerealiously

Made with Cap’n Crunch’s – Peanut Butter Crunch.

5. Prison City Brewing’s Puff Puff Shiv

Made with Coco Puffs

6. Somerville Brewing Company’s Saturday Morning

Made with Cap’n Crunch Berries

7. Fulton Brewery’s Hefe Wheaties

Made with Wheaties (duh)

8. BrewLink Brewing’s You Cereal?

Made with Lucky Charms

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