No, not the deer, me after reading this ad for a pair of vintage deer leg “numb chucks.” Well, I guess the deer is too…
Anyways, imagine somebody breaks into your house and the only thing within your grasp is these beautiful deer leg nunchucks. You’re buck naked because the AC just doesn’t quite get cold enough in your bedroom, and let’s just face it, it’s more comfortable to sleep in the buff anyway. You have the nunchucks cocked and loaded like your Bruce Lee even though you really don’t know how to use them, and if that wasn’t enough, you’re cash and prizes are just dangling in the wind, distracting your would be assailant from the task at hand.
He would take one look at you and immediately rethink his entire life, tuck his tail between his legs, and run like the coward that he is. Who really wants to tangle with a naked redneck holding deer leg nunchucks? Absolutely nobody, that’s who.
With Christmas right around the corner, you better act fast though. You can’t put a price on that kind of home defense weapon and at only $20 bucks, we’re talkin’ a MASSIVE steal. Something tells me these bad boys won’t be available for long.