Mad Man Downs 4 Dozen Beers, YES 48 BEERS, & Starts Destroying Cars With An Ax

FOUR DOZEN BEERS?

According to the NZ Herald, 38-year-old Karl Edgar Littlejohn plead guilty to possessing a weapon and two counts of intentional damage following an incident where he destroyed two cars with an ax.

Apparently Littlejohn had borrowed the car from a friend six months ago and had failed to return it. When the man showed up to get his car back, Littlejohn, who was already 48 beers deep, became enraged and took an ax to it. He then smashed up another car nearby and, according to police, ”began yelling at the group and chasing them down the street while in possession of the ax.”

Littlejohn was sentenced to 12 months’ supervision, 150 hours’ community work and ordered to pay $1500 for the damage he caused with the ax.

Crazy man smashes a bunch of cars with ax yeah, yeah, yeah…  who cares? Is anybody else mystified at the fact that this dude somehow downed 48 fucking beers and isn’t in a coma? I had 3 or 4 Heineken Lights last night during the podcast and I feel like my head is going to explode. After 10, I can’t imagine I’d even remember how many I had, much less anything else, but not Littlejohn here (love the name by the way). No, he confesses to the police that he smashed the cars and that, to his recollection, he’s had somewhere in the neighborhood of about 4 dozen beers. He’s not human. I refuse to believe this man is fully human.

Look at that face though… if that ain’t the face of an ax wielding mad man that could put down 48 Bud Diesels in one sitting then I don’t know what is.

Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.