According to Fox 40, a woman was arrested after she took six-pack of Stella Artois into a Target dressing room and stayed there for over an hour. After polishing off her sixer, she left the store with about $200 in merchandise without paying.
The woman was later arrested and booked into the San Joaquin County Jail on suspicion of shoplifting and for three other warrants.
Stella Artois? I have to say, the biggest surprise in all of this is that Stella was her beer of choice. I would take anyone drinking stolen beer in a dressing room for more of a cheap dad beer kind of person. Maybe an Ice House or Rolling Rock, but no, she’s at Target, she’s classy. Sure, if this was a Walmart, or God-forbid, one of the two remaining K-Marts she would’ve gone with her usual, but she felt like being fancy, found something European sounding and found herself a nice quite place to enjoy them. To be honest, it doesn’t sound like too bad of a time.
But… then she stole $200 worth of shit and that’s frowned upon on today’s society.
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