Music hits different when you’re a dad. Sad, degenerate country songs start to sound like lullabies. Drinking anthems start to...
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I sway in the dark, cradling my infant son like a little football on my left forearm. I stare into...
In late 1998, I was a suburban teenager who listened to punk rock, played “Tony Hawk Pro Skater” on Nintendo...
The “dad bod” phenomenon is a polarizing subject. Fit celebrities like Jason Momoa are lampooned for getting a little soft...
It was 101 degrees for Ryan Bingham’s set at Stagecoach. I know because I checked the weather app on my...
“Daddy, did he just say ‘Radio Song?’” I froze in horror, suddenly awakened from parental brain fog enroute to swimming...
It’s 3:38am and unfortunately, I’m awake: rocking a screaming newborn baby to sleep for the 15th time tonight. Having exhausted...
“Hey kid, let me introduce myself…” “Daddy, can you turn it up?’” Once my kids are in their car seats,...
To babies, the WubbaNub is everything. For one, it’s habit-forming: a pacifier with a little stuffed animal hanging off the...
“Last chance!” I shout across the living room, “or else no dessert tonight.” My three-year-old stares at me, looks down...
I wanted to hate this song when I first heard it. But it’s very catchy, the second verse is about...
“I. DON’T. WANT. TO. GO!” My three-year-old was pissed. He hadn’t peed all morning, though, so I knew it was...
